#parentingsnorts

Ok, things have been a bit heavy around here, so I hereby declare Friday to be #parentingsnorts day.

I have two.

First, Ollie has been saying all of his B's as D's which has led to a rather grim farewell in our house of late.

Luke: Bye, guys!

Ollie: (cheerfully) Die, Daddy!

Second, Laine and Annabel recently made a sock puppet and were taking turns playing hide and seek with it.  As I puttered around the basement putting eleventy-bajillion dominos away, I heard this track-halting remark.

Annabel: Wayne, it's my turn to hide the cock fuppet.

You're welcome.